34: Thy Kingdom Come

Aloha! Thanks for listening and thanks for tuning in, an episode is here! We think you should like it if you want to and welcome to the party. I’m not sure if you feel this way, but I think it’s time to feel good these Hawaiian Felines are always feline frisky, tsk tsk! The cool cats are crap and the square pegs know where it’s at, thanks. Aloha!

33⅓: Face the Music edition

Aloha! On the latest edition of Hawaii: 33⅓-0 we take an inside look at the legendary recording sessions of this episode of Hawaiian Feeling! You’ve heard the podcast. You’ve heard the stories. Now you can finally hear the truth. We were given unprecedented access to the recording process of Hawaiian Feeling and the guys themselves and have returned with over 90 minutes of (almost) unedited RAW TAPE, just for you! Aloha!

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32: The Chill Pill Alliance

Aloha! Sometimes you have to party to podcast… Johnny’s not here for this one because he got a Bulls ticket. But don’t worry because while you can’t really RECORD a podcast at a Bulls game (though we did ask Johnny to) you CAN LISTEN to a podcast a Bulls game! I’m looking at you, Phil Jackson!!! “Don’t let me catch the referee recording a podcast at half-time.” Legal parties on drugs. Hawaiian Feline in effect. Aloha!

31: Zagat-Rated Ziti, Buddy!

Aloha! Episode 31, like flavors. This ain’t no rerun this is a new episode. Whatever though. Just a drop in the bucket really. Tally up the sins we commit on this episode and upload your results to the Hawaiian Feline Nation ShareDrive. We’ve never been afforded such a macroscopic look at our own nation until now. With big data come big insights. Together we can shape the future. Aloha!

30: Pizza Club

Aloha! This is a recording of the proceedings of the first ever meeting of Pizza Club on Jan. 14, 2016, to be referenced by the Scribe to create a summary which will be read on the Senate floor after the Honors and before the news at the next meeting. Aloha!

29: The Three Wise Men Who Stare at Goats

Aloha! Good going guys, the holiday season is upon us! As the snow jingles down from heaven-on-high you just have to thank God don’t you? Jing jing jing! Jing jing jing! Simple-minded holiday tricks go bou-bou-bounding through the snow! Look at that snowman! He’s smoking a corncob pipe! He’s doing French inhales up his pointy orange carrot nose! He’s cool! He drives old cars, of which he owns a lot! He used to host the Tonight Show! And then at the end is the Wyld Katz song Remember When… from the album Peace. OK bedtime. Aloha!

28: Act I – Scene 1 – Verse 1

Aloha! There’s a lot you could say about episode 28 and even more that you couldn’t. Let’s start with the Basics: Adam, Johnny, Evan, Anthony are on it. Let’s get a little more Journeyman: percent of this episode spent telling the truth? A LOW PERCENT. Here’s something Advanced: ONE of us is using a different TYPE of microphone than the rest. Can you guess who? Something for the Masters out there: Name every effect and/or tool used in the editing process. And finally, one for the Homies: Aloha!

27: Have a Ton of Time

Aloha! Time for a ton of little moments, all in a row. What are you thankful for? Yeah, whatever, “Columbus,” right? This was recorded in the summer though so we don’t mention thanksgiving. But the next episode was recorded like actually pretty close to when it will be released. Also, how are Thursdays for release days? Bad? Good? Hm. Aloha.

26: Feline Renaissant

Aloha! At long last,,,, the Renaissance Faire episode. How are you feline? Are you feline renaissant? Yeeeaaah. Recorded over a month ago so if you want to hear cicadas and miss summer this is the perfect opportunity. Alternately, you could make a game on Animal Crossing and constantly set back the clock and relive the dog days over and over, catching bugs and throwing weird carpets and unidentified fossils all over town square. Only this time the sun never sets. You could even just get a ROM. Aloha! Don’t forget that ‘ohana’ means ‘family.’